January 2008
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Toy-girls? Not. A new. Phenomenon. →
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“Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I...”
– Krapp’s Last Tape
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“Tomorrow is Nic Fildes’ last day at The Independent. Nic is taking some time out...”
– Today’s Gorkana mailout. This is how to announce you’re leaving your job.
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If you look very closely you can pinpoint the...
Cho: dead heath ledger? BALK: so the rumor goes! BALK: I would go light on promoting that one. Cho: who’s the source? BALK: Someone I know BALK: who heard it on police scanner BALK: and has no reason to fuck me Cho: hm Cho: how could we follow up? BALK: HEATH LEDGER DID DIE! Cho: that would be GREAT to break that story BALK: alternately BALK: HEATH LEDGER DIDN’T DIE! Cho: hahahha 4:45...
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East End Art Crawl →
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Berlinale Talent Press →
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Pick'n'Mix Sushi - sooooo good →
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Lily Allen and her mum →
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“In the future, I will refrain from discussing my private life in interviews. It...”
– Britney Spears (From today’s Popbitch mailout; also, from 2005) Sweetheart. Shaving your head, losing your kids and loving a papparazzo isn’t art. It’s a breakdown. A really looooong drawn-out one. Get some help.
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“Boys who are short at birth have double the risk of attempting suicide as adults...”
– BBC News I’m under 47cm now. Luckily, I am not a boy.
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Bad Old Times: Face/neck, Mugatu, spooning
me: yeah, i got excited and the typing got shot to shit.
innahat: lol
innahat: i'm so bored i might eat my RYVITA and cheese lunch
innahat: my mummy is helping me get thin :(
me: HAHAHA what did she say to you? something about missing your jawline?
innahat: yes
innahat: it's gone oyu know
innahat: who knows where
me: so you're pure face/neck these days?
innahat: yup
me: how terrifying
me: my couscous is tempting me
innahat: it's pure cankles
innahat: but with face to neck
me: can i just say, i think i'm wearing the same outfit as the editore - who is a man - so i look like a stalker now#
innahat: AHAHAHAH what are you wearing
me: little frilly dress
innahat: my.
me: actually, no. ok... think mugatu in that frankie says relax video in zoolander when he is dressed as a victorian kid wit a massive lollipop?
innahat: LOL
me: i'm channelling that, with a dash of, oh, charlene from neighbours circa 19889
me: 1989 that is
me: ok... really, a pink shirt and those 'city shorts' things and the editor is a big fan of pink shirts and he has cracked out some man-shorts this fine day
innahat: lol
innahat: haha!
innahat: woops! i logged into facebook to write on your wall and never did
innahat: oh you are spooning? awesome!
me: only if you write on my wall
innahat: i did.
innahat: heee.
me: yessssss
innahat: now it's lunchtime woo
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Madame Arcati: Ten-step guide to being Dylan Jones →
Lists are good, this one particularly.
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Bad old times: The essence of work experience
beleaguered chum: now we have a way of communicating without even getting up!
me: hello! [lucky person with a job] says - we should call each other on the internal phones!
beleaguered chum: yes but then people would hear what we are saying
me: hahaha true
me: do you have confessions on a dancefloor to tell me?
beleaguered chum: time goes by
beleaguered chum: so slowly
beleaguered chum: time goes by
beleaguered chum: so slowly
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Bad old times: This WAS 2006 for us
me: so this is kind of the end of our googlechat affair. i'm unemployed next week
innahat: oh
innahat: :'(
innahat: so soon?
innahat: can't you....wait a while?
me: until 5pm?
innahat: no!
innahat: love is........painful
me: i am going to sleep SO much next week
innahat: lucky lady.
me: and dream of the literally tens of pounds i'll make from TEFL
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GFY: What did they do to Keira?! →
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Every Boy And Every Girl, Fug Up Your Life
SPORTY: Don't you love my bangs?
GINGER: Don't you love how I sort of look like I'm taking my aging tips from Madonna, with the yoga and the muscles and the wavy hair?
BABY: Don't you love daydreaming? Like, say, about a time you can take off a huge wrap that makes you look boxy?
SOLDIER DUDE: Hi, Mom! Can you see me? HI!
SCARY: Don't you love going to the hairdresser to get a piece of Mel's bangs action, and coming away looking older and like a flight attendant on a really cheap airline? Take your unapproved electronic devices and shove them up your arses, mmmkay? Buh-bye.
BABY: Don't you miss Posh?
SPORTY: Where IS Posh?
SCARY: Dunno -- who's the really reedy gay dude down the end, though? Maybe he's her stand-in?
GINGER: He has BOOBS, though. I think I recognize those, actually.
BABY: I thought that was Angelina Jolie!
SPORTY: I thought it was a really big Chuck Norris fan!
SOLDIER DUDE: I thought it was Becks!
POSH: Don't you people just love androgyny? It's so hot right now. Well, it is when you get your rack out. That's what Roberto said: "Are you a man? Are you a woman? Are you everything? I need to see more of your breasts."
GINGER: Bollocks, now NOBODY will be looking at me. This is awful.
SCARY: Well, I've got a hot tip on where the emergency exits are, if anyone wants the demonstration.
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we are articulate
me: BLOP
innahat: braw
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Hm. Reminds me of Chris Martin somewhat. →
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“He came armed with some Coke (the drink) and a curious tightly wrapped packet...”
– The Daily Mail, of course.
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Best comment ever?
Erossycuc January 11, 2008 at 4:31 pm You spot the good-looking Adonis at a friends cabal and fell bonce over heels in darling with him. But alas! Gorgeous girls have now surrounded him and he seems to be enjoying every bit of the interest showered on him by the members of fairer sex. Now what can you do? Will you leave the party midway with a broken heart? Hope I...
