Gratuitous Contrarianism
Bacon: overrated!Food porn: even more overrated. I seriously don’t get it. You don’t even get to eat the food. On the other hand, no calories. Hmmm…
Oh no, I get it, but only on a satisfied stomach can I enjoy it. Never a full stomach, that’s just an indication that you’re eating like a caveman/woman in an age of supermarkets and washing machines and cars and extinct woolly mammoths. AKA GAAAH SO FULL NOT FUN.